My seven year old nephew came home with this piece that he wrote for his class writing workshop.  It made me laugh, especially the second sentence.

Spells

by Antonio Santiago

   One day a kid named Jonny was dared into a house called The Spooky Mansion. He didn't believe in any monsters but he had problems.

He found a spell book. He could understand the words. He used the first spell and it worked. The spell was called Ruby. Ruby is number one in the spell book, but what about the second one?

"Hmm," said Jonny as he flipped through the pages. "It's called Emerald."

"Ahhh!" Jonny screamed as he was lifted into the air. "Man, this is not good! But why am I in the air?" he was puzzled.

After one week he came back down to the ground. "This is going to be sweet," he said. he took the spell book and had no more problems in this life.

*Ah-h-h if life were only that easy*